Show of hands: how many of you think this commercial is realistic? (Didn’t think so.) The commercial above
depicts “Hydrolyze” as a skin clear
solution that is supposed to “erase” the bags from under your eyes. Now whether or not the product works
is not the issue here. The issue is the commercial itself. To all my “Closet
Creatures”, watch this commercial carefully and you will notice a couple
of things wrong here. (Dom Dom DOMMMM!!!)
Let’s start with the fact that there appears to be no REAL problems with the women using the product
in the first place. (Umm, what??!!)
Backtrack 0:24, and take a look at the woman who “used Hydrolyze” and tell me what’s wrong with her face? (Answer: NOTHING!) You can’t tell me those “bags” look like real eye-bags; they actually look more like
make-up marks for the next “Thriller”
music video. (Remember that video? If
not, GOOGLE IT!) Finally, take
note that there’s one MAJOR thing
missing from this: Product Usage. Throughout
the whole commercial nobody actually uses Hydrolyze; in fact NOBODY even opens a jar. So really don’t
know what you’re rubbing on your face. (Ancient
Chinese Secret NOT!!!)
This commercial is funny to say the least; we have perfect-looking women
promoting an unknown substance known as, “Hydrolyze”
as an eye-bag removal cream. Despite all of these glaring signs of fraud, I
know PLENTLY of people bought this
product to their dismay. (No Shocker
there.) Youtube the term “Hydrolyze”.
You might not be too surprised to see users posting videos warning everyone stay
FAR away Hydrolyze. One woman that posted
a video called, “STAY AWAY FROM HYDROLYZE”
made a nearly 10 minute video complaining about the product and the company
itself. Not only did she claim that Hydrolyze left a rash under her eyes when
she used, but she also claimed that after she canceled her subscription the
company charged her card anyways. (Can
you say Cash and Burn?) Folks, I’ve never tried Hydrolyze but after all
this, I don’t think I will.
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