“Who stole the cookies from the
cookie jar?” I like this tune; it reminds me of something you’d probably
hear on the cartoon “Pup Named Scooby-Doo”
when the villain would chase Scooby and the gang. (Remember that show? If not, GOOGLE
IT!) Hey,(Sarcasm Alert!!!) backtrack
to 0:00 or fast-forward to 1:00 and take a look at the “cookie jar” in the commercial. (Huh???)
Did you notice how funny it looked? (Uhh,
no.) Neither did I, and that might be because THERE WASN’T ONE TO BEGIN WITH!!! Yet three people stole cookies
from the “cookie jar”?
Next, listen to the woman at 0:40, “Eat
cookies, lose weight, it’s that simple”. Umm I’m no Health Doctor, but my
common sense is telling me that DOESN’T
sound right at all. You’re telling me that if I EAT COOKIES, I will LOSE
WEIGHT. You’re also telling me to replace breakfast and lunch with cookies.
(Off Topic.) I remember when I was 12
years old that I only dreamed of eating sweets for breakfast lunch and DINNER!!! I am 22 now and things have
changed. (Back to the Topic.) So WHY ON EARTH would I want to eat cookies
24/7 to lose weight? For breakfast we have Cookie Omelets. (Umm okay.) For lunch we have Cookie Dogs and Chocolate Chips. (Seriously, not again.) For dinner we
have Fried Chicken with Mashed Potatoes. (YESS!!!)
I want you to replay this commercial one more time. Look for small
black letters on the bottom right-hand corner that read “RESULTS MAY VARY” and “PATENT
PENDING” Now I don’t know about you, but those messages scare me the most.
When it comes to any kind of document, advertisement, or agreement you ALWAYS want to read the “small print” in great detail. “RESULTS MAY VARY” and “PATENT PENDING” are there for a
reason. (I wonder why???). That right
there tells me that this product “is not guaranteed”
and “has not been approved”. This is
enough for me to steer clear from “Smart For Life” cookies FOR
LIFE!!!
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